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Im mulling over the idea of perhaps writing scripts for flash cartoons and working with animators, idk, I'm definitely no artist, nor do I have the time or money, but I love this site so would love to contribute creatively, and I love writing.
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no flash does not = no right to critique anyone's work. The too are entirely unrelated. So please do not tell somebody that they can not offer up their own opinion of a work because they have never produced that kind of work themselves.
If what you say is true, Darksaint787, then you have never had the right to criticize any film you've seen or any novel you've read.
Aside from that, I must agree that the story was incredibly choppy and poorly told, tho it had immense potential. Had the segments simply been brought together better and made a cohesive series of events, this would have been a truly amazing animation.
The dream sequence, in particular, was brilliant and inspired: playing off so many other psychological lapse scenes while adding its own charlie twist. It was truly well done, and made the movie easily worth 9 stars on its own. The weak narrative however, brought this story down overall.
All in all, this work is extremely creative, well animated, decently voiced, and brilliant in its parody, but poorly told and too loosely pieced together.
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was interesting at first, but declined rather than rose. the end was disappointing
Author's Response:
I agree, the punchline is pretty much non-existent. Thing is, I pictured a talking stack of pancakes in my head being eaten, and then started animating it. Then I had no idea where to take it and this is the result. Thanks for the review, any criticism helps.
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This game could be so much better!!!! next time, make it first person, let the cursor control a crossair on the screen. It wouldnt move the persons actual view, i dont think flash can do that, but let the cursor simple control the aim of the gun.
make the gun Animated. I mean, jesus dude. thats simple.
Add a strafe function. use the qweasd keys next time.
yah.
could be better.
this sux.
and the kick back is annoying and bullshit.
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This is why I own a samsung MP3 plyr and seinheiser earbuds.
fuck guitar hero.
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considering you made it in 5 days.
We all like it but its not there yet. the framkework is amazing, but the game is too random to really be fun. Its enjoyable for a while, but once u realize that the game is just gonna keep fuckin u over with randomly generated ovens, you lose interest.
definitely revisit this, take away the random generations, and give the game some form of story or atleast some form of progression (changes in scenery, advances in the background).
I understand the lack of story however because the lack of explanation and the destruction going on around u is part of the suspense.
Just come back and make it better, its almost there.
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just because you blow dick at the game doesnt mean u should give it a bad score. The rest of us beat it just fine, I just beat it and I happily admit that Im awful at flash games.
Its obvious you didnt bother trying to change up your tactics.
This is a fantastic game, kept me busy for over an hour. Good variety of units, interesting set up.
My only complaint is that the final boss was lame, just an oversized giant-unit. You should have dolled it up somehow and made it cooler.
9/10
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I actually at my last house party, hoping people would love it as much as me and dance to it...but instead they called me gay and kicked the shit out of me.
good song tho!
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needs to win game of the year at this years awards. not even the whole game, just lvl 7 alone. that was flash game bliss.
the rest of the game was gr8 as well! except for those fish, fuck those fish.
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i believe in the cake as well, most of these newfags dont know any better and think its a lie, but we have faith brother.
Cool game, i personally dont have the patience for it and quit, but this is a gr8 original idea and a gr8 game despite my lack of desire to play it.
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awesome game, a gr8 short term time killer, progresses quickly and maintains intensity, but i beat it really fast, and the game breaking strategy is simple: put money into one side thruster and an E-rocket. then get a good height and thrust to one side, covering large distances, building multipliers and money. then invest in the launcher.
my next to last run got me $600.000, then my last launch got me to mars just on the launch alone, no platforms or rockets.
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